Drake finally unveiled his son to the world this week, sharing family photos with his baby mama Sophie Brussaux on Instagram. Two-year-old Adonis has adorable blonde hair and bright blue eyes and, according to a duo of hilarious late-night hosts, he could be the next big child star.

Drake got his start in the entertainment industry as an actor on the Canadian teen drama Degrassi. If Desus & Mero are indeed psychic, which is not something they claim to be, the multi-platinum global superstar’s son will soon commence his own career in commercials for GAP and Go-Gurt.

On the at-home version of their show this week, Desus Nice and The Kid Mero spoke about the photos that Drake shared of his son, calling the kid “cute” and joking about how it took so long for the rapper to finally reveal him to the world. They also predicted that he would become a familiar face in no time. 

“You know how much GAP commercials this kid’s about to be in,” asked Desus. “This kid is gonna get so many fucking commercials,” co-signed Mero. “He’s gonna be the Go-Gurt sponsor like next week. 100%.”

The two comedians went on to note how similar the child looks to Drake’s own mother before pondering what it would be like if he came out looking more like Dennis Graham, the singer’s dad. In case you’re not familiar with Graham’s look, he’s almost always rocking funky sunglasses, a durag, and a bushy mustache.

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Late-night hosts such as Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, and Desus & Mero had been preparing for the coronavirus panic to impact their studio-audiences, however, they were caught off-guard when their networks pushed them to record without studio audiences on Thursday night instead of Monday like originally planned. Still, the hosts were good sports, embracing the opportunity to keep their audiences safe.

Stephen Colbert conveniently had neurosurgeon and CNN correspondent, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, as a guest on his no-audience episode. Even without an audience present, Colbert knew the questions his audience would have wanted him to ask. Right off the bat, Colbert asked about the very “blurry” line between caution and panic. Gupta responded responsibly, “I think it feels different for different people and it changes,” he started. “It’s changed a lot over the last two months. I don’t think it should ever cross into panic because panic doesn’t serve any purposes, certainly from a medical standpoint”. Gupta also offered the comforting sentiment that a majority of people will likely be able to get through this pandemic without serious health effects. 

Our favourite take comes from hosts of the #1 show in late-night – Desus & Mero, who weren’t nearly as emotionally supportive or informative as their peers, but still managed to keep things fun for their viewers at home. In front of their staff-exclusive audience, Desus & Mero discussed how it’s easier now than back in the day, to stay at home all day because of “in-app purchases”, among other things. 

Stay safe everyone! 

Desus & Mero is currently on its second season on Showtime and is showing no signs of slowing down as they continue to provide the culture with hilarious Bronx-bred comedy and content for the masses to enjoy. The number one show on late-night hosts recently prodded rightwing supporters by interviewing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as she ‘went back to bartending.’ And now, the comedic duo is back interviewing You star, Penn Badgley, at the underground Jam Room at Milk Studios.  

During the seven-minute segment, Desus admits that Badgley is one of the only white entertainment personalities he can recognize and name instantaneously despite struggling to pronounce his name. Badgley and the New York duo also discuss his role as the outsider, Dan Humphrey, on the highly-popularized romance drama Gossip Girl, society’s admiration of his psychopathic character Joe Goldberg, and a bombshell spoiler regarding his notorious monologue scenes throughout You. 

According to Badgley, it’s not him that is reading his inner-thought monologues during the production stages of the show but his stand-in that is an integral part to the show actually filming smoothly. To close out the interview, Penn Badgley, Desus Nice, and The Kid Mero, trade inner-monologues of their own and wonder if Desus’ beard would beat Badgley’s beard in a fight. Lastly, Badgley ended the segment with some positive words of affirmation as he chose for his neon light to read:

“Let your heart burn with loving-kindness for all who may cross your path.”

Desus & Mero recently revealed they have a book on the way entitled, God-Level Knowledge Darts: Life Lessons from the Bronx, set to hit shelves sometime this year. While Penn Badgley and company are currently in the production stages of season three of the suspenseful thriller Netflix television series, You. 

Check out the interview between Desus Mero and Penn Badgley in its entirety in the video provided below. 

Showtime’s, Desus & Mero, has had one of the most successful late-night talk show runs in the premium channel network’s history. The two Bronx-bred media personalities have been granted the opportunity to sit down and converse with some of the most relevant figures in entertainment and politics like Ice Cube, Bernie Sanders, Jordan Peele, and more. The Bronx brethren even utilized their to debut the first-ever television performance on Lil Nas X’s record-breaking hit, “Old Town Road.”  On a recent episode of the show, Desus Nice and The Kid Mero took Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez back to her BX roots and allowed her to exercise her bartending skills for them. 

During the seven-minute segment AOC, Desus, and Mero arrive from the Parkchester Subway Station in the Bronx and head to their local bodega for the highly-popularized bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwich. The trio then took to the notorious New York borough by foot in their wheat Timbs and greeted their supporters with open arms. Then finally, Ocasio-Cortez displayed her bartending skills for the number one show on late night as an ode to her haters that so vehemently suggest that ‘she go back to bartending.’

The upcoming politician prepared two margaritas and invented a new drink adding Hennessey to the classic Shirley Temple to which they formally named the beverage the Henny-Temple. Lastly, the group hit up a local taco spot to soak up their AOC-made alcoholic beverages before parting ways. Check out Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez take a shot at her haters on the “Bronx Legends” segment of the Desus & Mero show in the video provided below.